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Like the new weave? Totally blends, right? I know.

Like the new weave? Totally blends, right? I know.

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This here’s a throwback to Once’s youth. That’s our big gay Uncle Orlando. He says that he and Schmitty are just roommates, but we all know the truth.

This here’s a throwback to Once’s youth. That’s our big gay Uncle Orlando. He says that he and Schmitty are just roommates, but we all know the truth.

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Look, I know you hate comcast and don’t “need” cable, but I suck as an antenna. Seriously.

Look, I know you hate comcast and don’t “need” cable, but I suck as an antenna. Seriously.

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Layoffs at work today, you say? Fascinating. Listen, be a doll and hire one of the unfortunate ones to iron this duvet cover. All of the wrinkes are seriously affecting my nap productivity.

Layoffs at work today, you say? Fascinating. Listen, be a doll and hire one of the unfortunate ones to iron this duvet cover. All of the wrinkes are seriously affecting my nap productivity.

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You’re going to work? Ok, we’re going to be real busy keeping big red blanket warm for you. Could you get that light? Great, thanks.

You’re going to work? Ok, we’re going to be real busy keeping big red blanket warm for you. Could you get that light? Great, thanks.

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A little help, people.

A little help, people.

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Um, how did I get stuck like this? Well, you know how I do yogalates in the mornings, right?

Um, how did I get stuck like this? Well, you know how I do yogalates in the mornings, right?

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You know how I know God loves cats? He made our bodies just narrow enough to lay on windowsills and our faces just cute enough to be smug without being pretentious.

You know how I know God loves cats? He made our bodies just narrow enough to lay on windowsills and our faces just cute enough to be smug without being pretentious.

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Ziggy: Can you grab the shower cap? My hairdresser said that my fur is easier to style if I only wash every 2 or 3 days.
Once: I heard that Jessica Simpson only washes her hair every 5 or 6 days and her locks are faaaabulous.

Ziggy: Can you grab the shower cap? My hairdresser said that my fur is easier to style if I only wash every 2 or 3 days.

Once: I heard that Jessica Simpson only washes her hair every 5 or 6 days and her locks are faaaabulous.

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