One hour until lunch and I am reminded of my old friend Martha Kelly’s joke:
“To prepare for working in an office again, I had a friend go with me down to the local swimming pool, and I had him tie me in a burlap sack and sink me to the bottom of the pool. And then just when I thought I was about to suffocate, he yanked me up and gave me a lunch break.”
Robyn: “Call Your Girlfriend”
Dance party for one? Always.
Animals watching TV is pretty much the cutest thing since… well, it’s not cuter than this baby but still pretty frakkin cute. Ziggy is watch reruns of Friends Season 6 while I write a research paper abstract. Don’t judge, Friends reruns are excellent white noise.
Sound advice for your weekend and beyond.
Holmes: You Are Not ‘Boss Of Me.’
“I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone.” - The New Yorker
It would feel so weird to brush your hair, when your hairline is on your forehead.